Chill Pills

The perfect prescription for a stressful day. Your choice of Microchips dispensed in an authentic amber prescription bottle, offering immediate relief from ordinary day syndrome.

Each "dose" delivers half-inch cookies with full-sized therapeutic benefits—proven to reduce stress, increase smiles, and provide instant mood elevation.

Recommended to take as needed with a glass of milk. Side effects may include spontaneous happiness and the uncontrollable urge to share with others.

Dimensions: 5.5 x 1.75

How to Order:

1. Select a single Microchip Cookie variety
2. Choose a hand-tied satin ribbon color
3. Customize with a thoughtful expression label
4. Add a complimentary enclosure card gift message for a personalized touch